No longer the lovable underdogs

Important story of the day: Larry Summers on the falling dollar (compare to Marty Feldstein).

Debate of the day: WSJ Roundtable on Rep. Rangel's Tax Plan (compare to the President Advisory Panel on Tax Reform).

Funny-cum-sad story of the day: Woman accused of cutting off parrot leg (incomparable).

Update: No longer inimitable. See duck head and hunger, dog head and box, cat head and hatchet, et al.