No Need to Work

AIM conversation today, before work:

<rml> don't bother coming into the office
<joe> why?
<rml> everyone, dead.
<joe> some sort of food poisoning?
<rml> if only. an ostrich got lose in the building.
<rml> for some reason, it had knives attached to its feet.
<rml> it was a one-bird killing machine.
<joe> well
<joe> only one person can bring down that bird
<joe> and i am that hero
<joe> if i die, tell my wife i love her

Joe, Ostrich Fighter, at a party at my place some months ago